Cecelia

50 and unable to satisfy my sexual desires, it’s my sexual revolution!!!<br />
- Open the jar I can’t, I’m yours <br />
- Kill the spider, I’m yours<br />
- Change my oil, I’m yours<br />
- Plug my tailpipe, I’m yours<br />
- Teach me how to drive a stick, I’m yours<br />
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The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.<br />
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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.